#BOYSMUSTREAD
1.
Fine.
This is the word a woman use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.
Five Minutes.
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.
Nothing.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begins with nothing usually ends with
fine. (refer to #1)
4.
Go Ahead.
This is a dare,
NOT PERMISSION. Don't do it!
5.
Loud Sigh.
This is actually a word, but is a non - verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (refer to #3)
6.
That's Okay.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when will you pay for your mistake.
7.
Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (This is true unless she said "Thanks a lot" - that is a
PURE SARCASM ans she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will bring on a "
Whatever")
8.
Whatever.
Is a woman's way of saying
F - YOU!
9.
Don't worry about it, I get it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do a several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refers to
#3.
SO GUYS, ARE YOU SCARED YET? MUAHAHAHA. Okbai.
Love,
Aisya J.
p/s : Oh btw, it's Penang Heritage Day today! So we got off hihi :) I miss KL so much :'(
