Listen boys, this is all a freaking fact. I'm a girl so trust me on this one!
NEVER,
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Make fun of her hair, face, body or clothes. Seriously, don't.
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Overuse sarcasm. It's one thing to joke, it's another to speak sarcasm as a second language.
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Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make us want you more it just makes us angry.
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Cheat. Never in any way you'll get away with it.
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Make promises you can't keep. If you can't go through, don't say it.
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Say "I love you" when you didn't mean it. If the girl you "loved" gain 300 pounds, would you still love her? That's what I thought.
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Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you about something, she knows the truth. Denying it will makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.
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Pressure her. If she wants to do it with you, she will.
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Talk about other girls.
Don't say they're hot, pretty or even nice. We don't wanna fucking hear it!
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Talk to her about your exes. If you're saying nice stuff, we'll assume that you still have feelings for her. If you say shit, we'll assume you'll do the same thing about us.
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Say shit behind her back. No matter how much you try to keep it a secret. She will hear about it.
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Be a dick in front of her friends. They might think it's funny, but she will definitely not.
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Try to make it look like something was her fault to get yourself out of trouble. It'll make things much, much worse.
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Ask why she's mad at you. Say you were wrong and apologize. Do not say you didn't do anything wrong. If she's mad obviously you did something wrong.
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Joke about wanting to break up. It won't be taken as a joke, and you'll be single before you can tell her you were kidding.
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Tell her she's overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet she-beast from hell.
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Go to the parties or hangout with other girls without your girlfriend. No matter how much she trust you. She will be worried.
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Make excuses. If you screwed up, don't try to get out of it.
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Talk to her when you're mad. You will screw something up and you'll end up regretting it.
Believe it or not, most of the breathing guy out there, do this every single day! You didn't know? NOW YOU KNOW. So you better treat your girl right.
Note : As much as I hate all of these things, the one with this
color are the most I hated.
Love,
Aisya J